I hate headlines, what am I suppose to say? My social skills suck and I like to masturbate with my feet behind my ears? Describing my self is aggravating enough because what I type right now reflects my current mood and not my "best" qualities. It's Saturday morning and I'm sitting here with a cynic view on the whole thing just because I didn't get laid. Not a best time to write a profile.
intelligent, attractive, sexy, resourceful, adventurous, independent, sensual, emotional, caring, funny, competitive, stable, with matching socks and clean underwear. [i]Will not[/i] cause heart ache, teeth decay, back injury ones in my arms Fine, I can deal with heart ache but I want pain killers.